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DION PHANEUF!

The man of how the F(%*#K do you say his name! The NHL did an ad with all these cool things about hockey and one of the was Dion wearing his jersey backwards and he goes, all tough and hot, "Its pronounced F-NUF." And, that is exactly how that man plays defense. I usually do not get excited about defenseman. Its one of those positions to me, that if its played well, you dont notice it -- you just pay attention to plays that are allowed to happen. Not, however, with Dion. He is a wall. A brick wall. On ice! If he goes mano-a-mano with any guy in that league, that man is down. And out. He plays so hard out there and is so quick for the huge guy that he is. He also plays incredibly smart defense for a dude whose a year younger than I am! I think Jarome Iginla's days as captain are pretty numbered with Phaneuf on the team. He is just a stong presence with such good numbers. The main reason that the Flames dropped it was Dion's failed plays. I think he got a bit excited out there and struggled. He was -3 in the last game against the Ducks and was a bit inconsistent throughout the playoffs so it contributed to the Flames loss as a whole. But, he is the best man on man defenseman in the whole freaking league. And if I can be a girl for one second, hes freaking hot. Although, I would end up pissing him off by calling him Celine Dion. Or Phaneuf-a-nutter. Mmm...fluff-a-nutters. I'm getting food.